Waunakee?

Chris told me this story when I came home from work last night.

He took her to Best Buy (again... another rant ;) ) and on the way home she started complaining her lips hurt and she needed Chapstick. Her lips have been chapped for a while now and we both carry a wide assortment of chapsticks for, mostly, her amusement. However, he was driving and couldn't help her out at that moment. He said, "Hang on, Babe, we're almost to Waunakee."

She wailed louder and said, "I don't WANNA KEY!!!"